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Title:
The Best of ART PAUL SCHLOSSER |
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 If you haven't heard of ART PAUL SCHLOSSER before,Dr Demento described his work as "outsider music" and other DJs have compared him to such established funny music artists like Wild Man Fischer,Wesley Willis,Jandek,and even the fictitious cartoon character "Brak".In 2001,ART PAUL made a splash on "the Dr Demento show" with his song "Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich".He certainly got a big reaction from funny music fans and DJs alike,many of them wondering one thing;"Is this guy for real ?" Well I can assure you he is,having run into him as he was performing his unique brand of music next to the capitol building in our mutual hometown of Madison,Wisconsin.His energetic and positive personality shines through in his infectious acoustic guitar & kazoo driven original songs.I picked up his 7 CDs,began corresponding with him about funny music,and even made an appearance on his weekly cable access TV show on WYOU.Art was interested in getting more comedy DJs to play his music,but was not sure how to go about it.I volunteered to take the best tracks from his previous CD releases,and compile them onto one CD to send off to those DJs.ART liked this compilation of his funnier stuff so much that he decided to release it as an official "Best Of ART PAUL"CD,which is what are holding in your hands(Or could be)right now.If the only song by ART PAUL you've heard is "Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich",let me say that there is alot more to ART PAUL than that.His experimental keyboard work is all right,but it pales in comparison to his years of acoustic guitar work.I encourage you to trust me and give this CD a spin,I'm sure you'll find yourself laughing along with ART PAUL very soon.I recommend "Pink Pants"myself.On behalf of ART PAUL SCHLOSSER,thanks for listening and enjoy-The Great LukeSki.Oh and BTW please listen to my radio show on the Internet on Thursday Nights(Where you can hear more of ART PAUL)at http://www.lukeski.com/dementiarevoloution.htm to request your favorite song E-mail me at LukeSki@Juno.com
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Title:
All The Songs from Happy Birthday & Smile Be Happy |
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 Come Celebrate life from Hi,How Are You to Happy Birthday including Happy New year and The Santa Claus Twist.
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Title:
Do You want To Walk On Water ? |
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 Hi,I'm ART PAUL and although I admit I am a Christian this CD is not designed to make everyone give up there fun and only talk about Jesus but rather it is a fun music CD that I hope will help you understand better about Christianity.That God Loves you not God wants to destroy you.
I hope you will check out the tunes and see what you think and if you like buy it.You don't have to buy the CD to be Christian and you don't have to be Christian to buy the CD.
The main point of the CD is that Gospel music is fun and inspiring and that it helps me life and I hope these songs help you-APS
Since the Last writing Dr Demento has played Eat Nutritiously ! Yes Dr Demento played an ART PAUL song on his radio station and if you don't believe check out http://mypage.iu.edu/~jbmorris/FAQ/drd05.1016.html
Hey maybe you would like to hear it on his show ?
You can request it at http://www.clamhead.com/drdrequest.html
Or check it out at Apple iTunes infact you can check all the songs out at Apple iTunes.
Maybe that's the way to go check out the songs first so listen to clips here and if you want to hear a whole song go to Apple iTunes and if after that you want a CD that you can carry around to show to friends buy it here.
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Title:
I Want To Be Madonna ? & Greene plus 41 other songs & jokes |
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 Funny songs about radio,TV,Coke,Famous People,Christmas,& Spring
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Title:
I'm A Prince by The Artist still known as Art Paul Schlosser |
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 Alternative folk songs about not being guilible
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Title:
Be My Valentine |
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 Strange Romance songs for the season of love
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Title:
Smile You're On Kandid Kamera |
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 Some dark humor and some really fun kids songs.
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Title:
Reinventing Myself |
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 Some of my best songs reinvented on Electric Keyboard and some newer songs at the created just for this CD including Have A Peanut Butter that was number one on the Dr Demento Funny 5 July 8,2001
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Title:
Art Paul Schlosser{The Tribute !} |
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 Here are a bunch of my songs done by various artist in tribute to me
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Title:
Vote for Me/It's a Joke |
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 This CD has sold very good as a CD,record,& cassette tape and the following song was played on the Dr Demento radio show 4 times and made the Funny 5 once.
Vote for me/It's a joke
I would rather/Be the Pope
If I have to/I'll drink Coke
Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke
Vote for me/It's a joke
I'll take a bath/And use real soap
Comb my hair/Real nice
So what if/I've got lice
And if I'm elected President
I won't do anything
Just sit around and collect the money
Invite my friends over to play poker
And tell jokes that are funny
Vote for me/It's a joke
Famous people/I misquote
Tell you that/It's all true
Vote for me/Be a fool
Vote for me/It's a joke
I don't care/If you smoke
I don't care/If you choke
Just before you die/Make sure you vote
THIS IS FOLLOWED BY A RIFF on the guitar that gets louder,higher and faster until it ends and I act like I'm pushing a button and then I blow the KAZOO and say:What button did I push ?
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