Music Humor

[Greg]

Anyone have a good joke for musicians?

I found this picture and thought it was funny. Hope it doesn't offend anyone.

[will]

Two jazz cats were walking near the waterfront. An oceangoing steamboat blew its whistle far out on the water. The first cat said "What's that?" and the other said "C flat!"

[Reconsiderate]

[will]

The band got its first paying gig playing a nightclub. Between sets the waiter spilled a big tray full of dirty dishes, and everyone got up to dance.

[yourockradio]

You are such a perv Greg

That's why I like you.

[will]

Some of the people in church close their eyes, while others eye the clothes. A lot of church members singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises. When the collection basket comes around, the unbelievers don't come across.

[will]

A guy broke his arm and went to see a surgeon. The doc said that after he performed the repair, the guy would be able to reach, stretch and perform most normal activities again.

"Will I be able to play the violin?" the guy asked.

After thinking long and hard, the doc replied "Yes, I'm almost certain you'll be able to play the violin."

"That's funny," the guy said. "I never was able to play it before!"

[marblecolumns]

haha they look like tadpoles humping

[will]

A dead skuzz rock bloke landed in Hell and, frying, said to the devils, "I thought following you freaks was cool!"

[playforchrissy]

I am so putting that as my wallpaper