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WhiteboyZ |
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'Oopsmypantsfelloff', The first album from the visionary idiots of BVX is the funniest/weirdest record since Jack Black and Wycleff spent a weekend in the Hamptons.
The demented yet clever humor will have you rocking and rolling all over yourself with laughter while you shake your one good leg to the toe tappin' beats.
The album features such classics as the following:
The epic Mexican folklorico of the insatiable "El Lardo" is an anthem for the obese youth of the Americas.
The pre-apocalyptic rageous rap of "Gates of Hell" will leave you chanting "Bill Gates is the Devil" with the rest of your emasculated red-eyed co-workers.
And of course the Wisconsin Dairy Council's hit of the year "I Love Fuckin' Cheese" (The Hidden Track) will have you looking at that brick of Swiss with newly amorous eyes and wondering if its holes are big enough.
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The sophomoronic 'Sex Invasion' album combines satire booming hip-hop beats, and driving rock tracks to create the funniest party record of the year.
Check out songs such as "Porkopolis" serving up a scrumptious combo-platter of excessive food and sex.
Or "Peanut Butter Lassie Trap" a cumming-of-age tale about a young boy who discovers what man's best friend has always known... about sweet lovin'.
"Bloodbeard" will teach you how to please your lady even when Aunt Flo is in town.
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bluesbro |
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Love your sense of humor mate! As to the undergarments, are you getting a commission? Is this a MLM, can I get some downline to sell incontinance pants to? Watch out for my new song about the international taxi conspiracy! - Luigi |
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Thank you for the suggestion to wear Depends Undergarments while listening to your music. As I am 97 years old, I am already wearing them. It's a good thing, too. I would have had to instruct the young man who cleans my upholstery to send his bill to you. |
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Hey there... Just stopping by to say hello and tell you about my latest promotion. Take care, Vernon

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peterg |
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F*ckin A! Genius guys. Well on your way to "Federal Pound me in the *ss Prison". Hey, I think that has definite title potential. |
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