People bitch at us because we say we're METAL! To the bitchers...FUCK YOU! Yeah...we only use an acoustic guitar and a dry voice (most of the time). Sometimes, we may throw a casio beat on it for some flavor. Sometimes...we don't. Our mission is this: TO BE DOUCHEBAG MACHETE! None of ya'll can touch what we got. All the production in the world can't change if a song is good or not. It either is or it isn't. What we make is gold. Okay...maybe not ALL the time. But, more than 60% of the time. And the magic is that ALL of it is improv for the most part. Do you want in on the DoucheBag Machete formula? Here it is: Pick a topic; name your song before you ever write a note. Dick around on your guitar for 15-30 SECONDS looking for a riff or two that doesn't suck. Press record on your cassette player and let it roll. WHAT YOU GOT IS WHO YOU ARE! After that; dump it into a computer and put it out for the world to see. DO you want some more DoucheBag Machete besides what's on here? At this time, we have around EIGHTY songs floating around on the web; do a google search and find you some...FOR FREE! (or find us on MySpace, which has all of the links while we get our website together) Fuck these people trying to make pennies off of every song that anyone can listen to. You say you wanna make money? THEN FUCKING PLAY OUT AND TOUR! SELL SOME T-SHIRTS OR SOMETHING! Why in the hell are people gonna pay for your music in this day and age? If ALL you got are your songs, then you're lucky people are listening to you in the first place. SO SPEAKS DOUCHEBAG MACHETE!